We are for . . .

* vexation

*capes and cravats

*amateurism and punk rock

*homemade, badly made and well made

*tea and tea houses

*extending the dollar

*cheap thrills

*hanging out in cars & driveways & curbs

*stuff on the ground

*trespassing and loitering

*air quotes

*conspicuous adornment

*petty crime

*crinolines and net skirts

*mom

We are against . . .

*white violence

*life plans

*hegemony of taste

*cocaine

*purely decorative pockets

*Mike

*weenies

*designer drugs

*everyone else's propaganda